Time for the cheeriest, happiest word search ever. "Suicide."

( you want to see pain?! )

Avast, me hearties! There's no need for the pirate slang, but it's Thursday and that in itself is deserving of something special. Plus, I've got the best of the worst summaries you're not reading!

( do your little spork on the catwalk, yeah )

It's time again for some badfic summaries.

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Who loves questionable badfic?

( ooh! ooh! me! )

Let me ask you a question. Can you ever have enough of questionable badfic?

( i didn't think so )

I've been away, faithful readers, working so hard I had no time for the Internet. That time is over now, and I present to you some of the worst summaries that cropped up while I was gone.

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Today we're going to spork our way through some of my favorite shows! Summaries, of course. :)

( these are a few of my favorite things )

I love a good "Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles" fanfic just like anyone else. And you know what I love EVEN MORE?

( a bad one )

In honor of missing most of the commercial for Monday's episode of "The Big Bang Theory" (featuring Summer Glau, just in case you haven't gone "SQUEEEE!" enough today), I decided to take out my displeasure with some badfic summaries. You lucky people, you.

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I'm in a bad mood, so I thought sporking some badfic would help cheer me up. I might be wrong, but I'm willing to give it a shot.

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